double W. The problem with the circulation. Leather interior. Keyboard as a mirror of the master. strange news. LeninGrad. Need For Greed. 2nd lunar station. access denied. Butt as a universal term IT. Future or a parallel reality? . The solution to traffic jams. Finger to the sky. ACM. Clones? . Wrong time for vodka.
Together with Mishami we came to the wall on which hung monitors and keyboards were tables with. Just then I noticed that on the wall next to each monitor was installed a small switch, which was written at the top of W1, W2 and below. All switches are set to «W2».
Misha -2 has invited us to sit down:.
- We will not force things - just climb on the internet, look at what 's going on.
Misha -1 added:.
- Whoever will give a better guess, I'll give palnut of my girls! - And he happily shook his BFG- shnoy thing. Misha - 2, only shook his head.
I sat in a chair, Cyril and Sergei took place nearby. Misha stood behind.
I launched Internet Explorer. As usual, a little slowing down with the word ... Out of habit I typed the address of your favorite news site. Page opened a strange site, like news, but hung with a variety of advertising. I clicked the first link above. Opened a completely slurred article on business.
In 90 %, when they say that ... No doubt, owners and shareholders of these companies may be very interesting, but all other people how to care? .
Here in this article listed some firms that are either done something, or did not, but profits were terrific, ebitda drove a swarm, and stuff like that. For a while I tried to fathom what was going on, but quickly gave up. One gets the feeling that all journalists are suffering some kind of business publications, professional presentation of randomness....
I was about to leave vague the page, when he saw a car ad, which pictures were changed in a circle, praised the quality of a variety of cars. I blinked a few times, just in case - but on the banner again, there was a picture, on which was written ' lineup in 2012 ', and then changed the leather interior picture.
I clicked on the ad and came to the site producer, which has sported large letters the inscription ' The range of 2012 at a price of 2011! . And the bottom was a picture of a green lawn, on which sat stiffly smiling Model depicting a happy couple, and the signature of ' main award at the Kabul Auto Show in the category' Family Electric '!'.
Posozertsal minute I light leather interior picture, then turned to Misha -1, and asked:.
- What's this all about?.
- Are you on, on watch, - he advised.
I ran the search bar of Google and was surprised by the fact that their proprietary label painted black and red stripe. They often change the search engine logo in the sign of an event, such as St. Patrick's Day, but there is no explanation was not.
Without thinking, I typed in the search for the ... Browser long pondered. I got bored and looked at the keyboard, for which he was sitting. Oh, it was clearly fighting keyboard. In some places it is hardened, some of the letters were worn. I shook his broken-down Control, and clearly presented himself as Mike flushed in the heat pecked the keys, especially going through a difficult mission to counter or anrile....
In general, the keyboard can tell a lot about a person, it ispolzuyuuschem. Dirty keyboard, which shows the layers of dirt, thinning in places exposed to the greatest shock, says a gloomy misanthropy and commitment macaroni coding style when goto whipping procedures without parameters, in addition to actively yuzayuschimi globals.
Dusty keyboard, on which white spots are visible entry keys, space bar and arrows, said that its owner - a typical office plankton, conducting endless time in arcades fleshovyh like throwing penguins. A brightly white- and alcohol -smelling keyboard clearly indicates an attempt to lead programmers to start a new life: Monday: Press pump and drive away the stomach, refactor all the code (well, at least the main module ) to get all the time commits code into CVS, and to invite Mr. . Well, at least the germs on the keyboard became less.
Indulging in such a melancholy reasoning, I thought, but when looked at the results, the first result in the issuance of struck me: it was the www. ibm. com / ru. Quote from the site alerted.
Several times I looked over the text of the ... ...
I clicked on the link, the site was opened ibm. com. The site does look like a portal of news agencies: the set was filled with news, links and short excerpts from texts rather strange.
Without further ado, I clicked on the first news with the headline ... ... March 28. Bruce McGee, regional manager of IBM's northwest quadrant, met with President John McCain. discussed a wide range of issues. unacceptable that the supply of Mexicans. humanitarian corridor for heroin from Afghanistan testers. additional provisions to improve the genetic selection in the Ivy League. expressed the firm conviction and affirmed its full support in the fight against global axis of the open source ...
Ugh, very long ago have not read this nonsense. I shrugged and went back, chose the following title ... a huge success.
500 000... representatives of the Zambian medical community and the many citizens of non-traditional sexual orientations. were filled with major hits. enthusiastic audience sang along with the famous lines ... ... Perhaps it is fate. And do not argue with destiny ...
Y-yes, no better and is not informative. I looked at what's going on with colleagues. They both sat at a computer The. Cyril fell down at the keyboard, blocking his powerful torso access to the keyboard. Sergei looked over his shoulder and, judging by their remarks, they were discussing stock prices:.
- You see, while Norilsk Nickel is quite the scribe!.
- I have always said that nickel bumpers - a pampering! - Echoed Sergei.
- And insurers wow, sausage, but not die.
- Let 's look better than the oil industry and gas. I have a bit of their shares.
It seems, dug up something interesting, unlike me.
I went back to the home page ibm. com and read all the titles in a row:.
- Problems in the production of ultrapure gallium thyristors or why the Earth need a second lunar station.
- Containment of sexual activity nizkointellektualnyh individuals: whether to use the experience of Mozambique?.
Tips psychologists: ...
- Almost the whole skeleton of a mammoth found in San Francisco.
- Suppressed excitement of unemployed marketers in Geneva (Switzerland, Europe, the second continent).
- Lure eycharov - tips Aunt Katherine.
Obviously, this site presents a rather bizarre news. I wanted to look at the alternative (or more than normal, some with which side looking) version of events. Without thinking, I typed in the browser cnn. com.
It introduced the browser in a long stupor, and then there was a message that the site is unavailable. I tried to dial reuters. com.
Download page for a few seconds thought, and then, instead of search results includes a red sign saying ... Please enter your username and password, or let us know about using the search terms are not approved, ...
I opened my mouth to curse, but I was disturbed ahead of a friendly exclamation Cyril and Sergey:.
- What kind of ass!.
It's amazing how popular this part of the body in the IT workers. As more than two workers will gather information technology, and begin to boast of this part of the body and related things: ... with the new server ... uuu, yes, with a little ass beats. ...
One can not help you begin to understand why girls do not like programmers, because of such words being spoken passionately and with aspiration, they almost completely coincide with the representatives of sexual minorities.
A girl in the standard delivery is usually not provided with more or less standard speech analyzer, I would say the opposite - unintelligible words (t. e. All they had not made up in the dictionary ) is automatically removed from the queue for processing, and of what remains after the removal of terms from the speech of almost any IT shnik, the conclusions are quite unambiguous in terms of usefulness for analyzing. The terrible thing is that the algorithm of linguistic analysis, especially when it is programmed with the verbal instruction in the programs ' Big Wash ...
I went to Cyril and Sergey, who is outraged by the clave beat - in their browser, stuck a similar red message about trying to access the raw data, just hang the whole computer and did not respond to keystrokes, including Ctrl-Alt-Del.
Hey, hot Estonian guys - we stopped Misha -2 - No more pounding on the keyboard is so not cope with IBM.
- Hey, Mike - Kirill said irritably, - I have not had time to look for to Sberbank exact quotes from the browser into the future. If they are properly grown, it may not be in vain we here sausages. How to re-enable?.
- In general, it quotes for the day - said Misha -2.
we fell silent.
- I never realized how much are we sitting here?, - Said Sergey - For the second year? .
I was engulfed in a very unpleasant feeling. It is in the books fun to read about the transfer in the future, and present it on their skin is not healthy.
-This is not the future - joined Mike -1. - At least, not your future.
The parallel - dimension? . Guessed?.
- Banal idea, colleagues, and - Misha smiled -2. - There is still an assumption?.
We exchanged glances and silent.
- Well, - shrugged Misha -2 - I thought, you guessed it... Tell me, first they all looked the Matrix?.
Sergei and I nodded, and suddenly Cyril said:.
- I did not watch and do not intend. How to know that they are distorted Gibson with his ...
- What is it? - Said Sergey - So we type in the Matrix right now? .
- Physics is seen not taught - butted Misha - 1, and biology. What nafig batteries?.
- You are, stop dark! - Sergey angry - obscured the whole thing so that even the lighter black man in the....
- No, the black man there sure are a way out, - said Kirill - why is not so dark. And here we have - complete hopelessness.
I thought to myself that this is very politically incorrect remark. Not in the sense of darkness and the presence of holes, this is just what all true, but because here there is discrimination against Africans - they will be expressed in a similar situation? .
Thinking on issues of race, I digress. Meanwhile, Sergei bet Misha -1, was elected to a Neo, Morpheus or is it just turned out to be a cool coach and gave the correct form of the potential of Mr. Anderson.
Cyril interrupted both debaters good dose of German either abuse, or threats, and demanded an ultimatum to return to the point:.
-... With my Trinity! .
So, where does the Matrix? .
- So do not let me finish - said Misha -2, patiently waiting, when he was a relative of a hot -clone - Cylons -who - he -there nasporitsya Sergei.
But Sergei was just a mega - fan of the first (and only the first!) Matrix, he was ready to discuss and debate endlessly on this topic. I remember he once drove an hour and a half circles on the ring metro line, arguing with some bum on the subject, and slept there with the Trinity Cypher. Fortunately, that part went to the depot and drove them out of the car, or they would have the whole day and went. We Cyril knew this oddity Sergei and never on this topic did not argue with him, implicitly agreeing with everything, but Michael, one caught.
- As for the Matrix - said Misha -2 - I just wanted to remind you when Morpheus tells Neo - ...
- @ A.
- Okay, okay - reconciling Misha waved -2 - All that I tell, but the truth is hard to accept. This is not a parallel dimension, and not the future, it is - a virtualized world.
- We are all connected to the computer? . Not very clear what he liked the script. Of course, in the 2nd series of Neo flies like Superman with a turbo, t. e. congestion problem is solved in principle, but to live ( run? ) inside the buggy program - the idea is not happy at all. Access violation or out of memory - there is an earthquake or tsunami, and thousands of 200 people as a cow tongue licked.
No, not connected - patiently explained Misha -2 - Worlds of virtualized on a deeper level than just the communication channels. Before we delve into the physics, I want to remind you of one fact, which lies on the surface, but few have analyzed it about the Chinese....
- And about the Indians, as well as blacks - Mischa - butted a.
Apparently, our faces reflected in the apparent doubts about the mental health of both Mish, Misha -2 hastened to add:.
- I mean the population growth. Beginning in the early 90 year curve of population growth in Africa, China and India has become a much more shallow. Could get the impression that the Chinese or the Indians have mastered the techniques of safe sex and went to family planning, but in fact it occurred virtualization - and they were gradually displaced the here - Misha -2 pointed to the monitors.
- So where is the - there? . - What is it - another planet?.
- This is the same planet - said Misha -2 - But the people live in different virtual planes.
-E - said Cyril, ' you mean that inanimate objects are there and there, and living beings in different realities? .
No, - said Mikhail 2 - The difference between virtual planes is determined by the penetration. Under normal conditions, the coefficient is close to zero, so the match at the level of the terrain and buildings and structures may be quite different. But in some places, the difference coefficient close to 1 - and then the people of the virtual planes can see each other and even share information.
- Well, now you have probably guessed, what is it? .
- No, I - quite honestly, we have admitted.
- Do we have overestimated? - Mike raised his eyebrows -2 - Let's think a little bit - compare information about the Gope and virtualization. I give you a hint - this thing can change the coefficient differences of virtual planes.
I am well aware that nothing I do not understand. In this situation, the main thing - to make an intelligent face, wrinkle the forehead to the maximum and give suggestions to the keyword level, rather than complete ideas. Anyone who asks, in most cases, the right to hear the key word - then he will tell all. So I know his student years, this method usually works. Maybe it's subconscious mind works, or maybe just hit it wide of the mark.
Wrinkled forehead, even 5 seconds, I gave at random:.
- Computer... Hmmm?.
- Yeah, - said happily Misha -1 - This is Automatic Kompyutatsionny modifier, abbreviated ACM. Here within the 512 processors, decoding the pair engaged in a public key - private key of 256 kilobytes.
- So they are up to the Big Bang will be considered - replied Cyril, something understood in cryptography.
- Exactly! - Even gladder said Misha -1 - It is good, but very long. Therefore, GOP generates a very powerful field around it, why is induced actualizing the field 10 meters in diameter, inside of which are closed virtualized plane - and we see each other's Misha.
- What I'm very happy - acidly replied Misha -2.
- So you do what? .
- No, you listen attentively, - said Michael irritably -2 - Copies of this world do not. You're either there or here.
- But you are here, - said Sergey reasonable.
Well, actually, no, - said Mikhail - 1,- in fact we are actually one person, but this thing - he shook AKMoy allows us some time to do a fork, and go home.
- Where are - at home? .
Well, to my plane - said Misha -1, - I am due to go forced out of their home world - your world. More precisely, in the former your world because you are now in the version in which IBM has already won - and Misha, a wave of his hand on the monitors, which still has a red label ...
- I, respectively, a temporary delta file - added Misha -2 - When this thing - he pointed to the AKM, shut down, I'm with him smerdzhus.
- That is, we are not clones - cheerfully said Misha -1 - It is not Cylons. We - deltameny.
In complete and utter fucking me, Cyril, and Sergei once stretched hands the bottle of vodka, hoping to find something there on the bottom, but the attempt was futile - as always, in the midst of events, vodka ended.
Continued here.